Anyway, I'm here to talk to my nonexistent audience, really, it's those lurkers are the ones that keep me sane, leading me to think, "yeah, we're one." I guess I can do a one sided dialogue thing, where I talk, and it's completely up to you to respond, maybe you'll like it, maybe not.
Here we go!
Hey, Lurker, how are you this cold evening?...
Really? Is there anything weighing on your mind? would you like for me to tell you a little funny before we go one?...
Ah... No joke, huh? Would you like a story?...
Yokatta (Japanese for "I'm glad") Anyway, let me tell you about the crazy week I had this week!...
No...? But I thought--...
Well yeah but--...
Wait! Don't-- please don't go, I totally had the greatest story ever! It was about how I'm letting stand-up comedians take control of my life!
And that is the end of that.
Well I guess what I'm getting at is, I've finally found the one comedian (Aside from Louis C.K.) that I can honestly say I look up to. I mean, god damn! The man has a rawness when he speaks it's just... it's nothing like these sell-outs, god I can't wait to meet the man, shake his hand and tell you Lurkers all about it!
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